CHILDBIRTH DOLL GUARDS AGAINST OVERPOPULATION!

HERE IS THE COMMENT AFTER THE POST!

I’m sorry, but this is terrifying. You want to give this to a child? I’m a grown woman and I want to lock myself in the laundry room. Seriously, when you’re following a pattern to crochet a placenta, you need a time out. Put this whole thing in the trash and go to Toys ‘R Us. Your kid is going to grow up to hate you anyway. Don’t rush it.

BUY THE DOLL