August 07, 2009


'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines'

1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.

2) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.

3) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

4) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

5) If you was a tree & I was a squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.


10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Jean (J-flo)