DANCING WITH THE 'TARDS

OUT.COM has teamed up with Bruno from DANCING WITH THE STARS to produce several segments of a gay version of the hit show (Is that redundant?) using gay and gay-friendly stars like HAIRSPRAY's Marissa Jade Winokur and transgendered actress Candis Cayne. Of course, Candis is a dancer, so she masters the rumba with ease. However, this here pig will be known as the Larry King of the show--Larry famously flopped on DANCING WITH THE STARS--and although I never thought I was a bad dancer, choreography with a partner was a bit much for me to handle. Bruno was a hoot with a filthy mouth which had to be censored, as I'm sure my request to do the foxtwat, pretending that I had a lisp. Here's Candis--I think my segments will be posted soon.

ME IMAGINING THAT BY GIVING THE ATTITUDE, I MIGHT COVER UP MY BOTCHED FOOTWORK!



WATCH CANDIS MASTER THE RUMBA!