MADONNA FELL OF ANOTHER HORSE?

Horse cock, maybe. TMZ is reporting that the police who took the report didn't mentioned paparazzi, although Madge's camp is claiming that a shutterbug jumped out of a bush and frightened the horse and it threw her.



Madonna is either a really poor equestrian or a liar--or both. Remember the last time she fell off of a horse and broke her collar bone? And then went on a dance-heavy world tour a couple months later? Sorry, but old bones don't heal that fast--I know this from personal experience. She probably had some work done--what's the big deal? Why cook up a silly lie? I see she's still working those oversized sunglasses to cover her brand new not too well-received new cheek implants. Maybe those will be shrinking while recovering from her "riding accident". And check out the pic below--I think we now know where A-Rod was getting those steroids! But whatever she's doing, I have to admit she looks sexy at 50!



AND BEFORE YOU MADGE DIEHARD FANS SQUAWK THAT I'M BEING MEAN, THIS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE TMZ COMMENTS. HERE ARE A FEW:

8. i know what really happened. she was playing "Catherine the Great" and the horse fell on HER

9. Quick, go adopt an african baby and diffuse the bold face lie.

11. Well, well, well, now lets examine this shall we? Had she been hurt in any way other than bruises or scratches, I have to wonder IF the bitch would have stuck to her lie and pursued a law suit against the alleged photographer. Spin control huh? Spin control my ass, call a spade a spade bitch, YOU LIED, and the ONLY thing that saved your lying ass is the fact that you did not identify by name the photographer because than the photographer could have turned around and sued your lying ass for defamation of character, slander and the like, RIGHT LIAR?

12. that horse got one sniff of the tunafish casserole between those legs and tossed that whore

13. Here's what really happened: .....Madonna's caustic acidic snatch juices ate thru her clothing and the leather saddle and then burned the horse's back, causing it to rear up in pain and throw off the offending evil parasite from its back.