A RIDDLE FOR THE DAY
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good ) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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The answer is: "A last name."
You didn't think I'd tell you a dirty joke, did you?
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good ) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The answer is: "A last name."
You didn't think I'd tell you a dirty joke, did you?
posted by Lady Bunny at Friday, January 09, 2009
2 Comments:
Did you find this in "Highlights Magazine for Adults"?
Nuh uh. The answer's PENIS, duh. Thas not a riddle, thas just the truth.
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