2008 NAUGHTY AND NICE
NY PRESS SELECTED THE GORGEOUS TS PORN STAR ALLAN STAR TO BE THEIR POSTER GIRL FOR THEIR ANNUAL WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE THIS YEAR.
On their naughty list?
Alex Rodriguez (Madonna’s Bitch)
If adultery alone put us on the naughty list, I would bet that the vast majority of New Yorkers would end up with a heaping pile of coal. But come on, you can´t cheat on your wife while she’s practically giving labor to your second child. And with Madonna? As if Santa and US Weekly wouldn’t catch you for that one.
CHECK OUT THE REST: NYPRESS
MICHAEL MUSTO DONS A VARIETY OF COSTUMES FOR HIS YEAR IN REVIEW, WHICH IS TYPICALLY BOTH WTTY AND INCISIVE.
HERE'S A SNIPPET I LOVE:
Early in the year, the Dems narrowed things down to Barack Obama vs. Hillary Clinton—two seemingly unelectable candidates, especially since he didn't seem corrupt enough and she openly cried at one point about how she cares for our country. The pundits said the fact that Hillary showed such vulnerability would destroy her—especially if it was sincere—but then she won New Hampshire, so they conveniently decided the tears are what got her the victory. Hillary was back on top and fortified with Kleenex and waterproof pantsuits!
But she really had something to cry about when Obama picked up steam and got the nomination, a historic occasion that brought on the inevitable squeamish backlash from the white folk. Geraldine Ferraro famously said the guy was only in his presidential wannabe position because he's black—as if that's ever been anyone's easy entrée into the White House. If being different is what automatically propels you to Pennsylvania Avenue, then Ferraro would have easily gotten there with bells on!
With a shocking unflappability, Obama vaulted past the major obstacles, but he created one of his own by handpicking Joe Biden—a potentially sticky running mate because he's the lit keg who'd praised Obama for being such a clean Negro. But all was forgiven as the elder statesman proved to be a model of sensitivity compared to McCain's gumptious partner, Sarah Palin, a walking faux pas who got her cues from the great almighty Gosh (and who was done much more appealingly by sketch comic Tina Fey than by herself). Palin's good-golly demeanor (wink, wink)—which was served up in the purpose of right-wing viewpoints and a clear insufficiency of savvy—was pretty much terrifying. Most memorably, she boasted about how, in parts of Alaska, you can see Russia from your back door. Honey, I can see New Jersey from my window, but that doesn't mean I understand it!
READ THE REST: VILLAGE VOICE.COM
AND HERE ARE MY 3 FAV CHRISTMAS CARDS OF THIS SEASON.
FROM REAVISEITEL
FROM ELVIRA--THE BITCH FINALLY GOT A NEW DRESS!
AND ALLANAH STARR
On their naughty list?
Alex Rodriguez (Madonna’s Bitch)
If adultery alone put us on the naughty list, I would bet that the vast majority of New Yorkers would end up with a heaping pile of coal. But come on, you can´t cheat on your wife while she’s practically giving labor to your second child. And with Madonna? As if Santa and US Weekly wouldn’t catch you for that one.
CHECK OUT THE REST: NYPRESS
MICHAEL MUSTO DONS A VARIETY OF COSTUMES FOR HIS YEAR IN REVIEW, WHICH IS TYPICALLY BOTH WTTY AND INCISIVE.
HERE'S A SNIPPET I LOVE:
Early in the year, the Dems narrowed things down to Barack Obama vs. Hillary Clinton—two seemingly unelectable candidates, especially since he didn't seem corrupt enough and she openly cried at one point about how she cares for our country. The pundits said the fact that Hillary showed such vulnerability would destroy her—especially if it was sincere—but then she won New Hampshire, so they conveniently decided the tears are what got her the victory. Hillary was back on top and fortified with Kleenex and waterproof pantsuits!
But she really had something to cry about when Obama picked up steam and got the nomination, a historic occasion that brought on the inevitable squeamish backlash from the white folk. Geraldine Ferraro famously said the guy was only in his presidential wannabe position because he's black—as if that's ever been anyone's easy entrée into the White House. If being different is what automatically propels you to Pennsylvania Avenue, then Ferraro would have easily gotten there with bells on!
With a shocking unflappability, Obama vaulted past the major obstacles, but he created one of his own by handpicking Joe Biden—a potentially sticky running mate because he's the lit keg who'd praised Obama for being such a clean Negro. But all was forgiven as the elder statesman proved to be a model of sensitivity compared to McCain's gumptious partner, Sarah Palin, a walking faux pas who got her cues from the great almighty Gosh (and who was done much more appealingly by sketch comic Tina Fey than by herself). Palin's good-golly demeanor (wink, wink)—which was served up in the purpose of right-wing viewpoints and a clear insufficiency of savvy—was pretty much terrifying. Most memorably, she boasted about how, in parts of Alaska, you can see Russia from your back door. Honey, I can see New Jersey from my window, but that doesn't mean I understand it!
READ THE REST: VILLAGE VOICE.COM
AND HERE ARE MY 3 FAV CHRISTMAS CARDS OF THIS SEASON.
FROM REAVISEITEL
FROM ELVIRA--THE BITCH FINALLY GOT A NEW DRESS!
AND ALLANAH STARR
posted by Lady Bunny at Friday, December 26, 2008
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