I'M GETTING STUFFED BEFORE TURKEY DAY

I am thrilled to return to No Parking for my second annual pre-Thanksgiving show. Located all the way up in Washington Heights in what we downtowners call nosebleed territory, and is also home to the donkey-dicked Dominican, this joint was smoking last year--with a line down the block even 15 minutes before closing time! (Word got out that my show was finished.) Last year Rihanna had just hit big with UMBRELLA, and the place went nuts as club staff passed out...mini umbrellas to the rollicking crowd. The clientele is almost exclusively babies, and they are so adorable that last year, I just wanted to reaxh out and stroke their sweet faces. I never gave one thought to their horse hoses.

Until I checked out their site which featured this pic from Miguel, who danced at the post Dominican Pride Day bash. Mybe he'll be there next Wednesday. God, sometimes I just love my job!



AND LATER THAT WEEK...