SECRET OF YOUTH!

One day I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?'



'I smoke ten stogies a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. All my life I've eaten only junk food, and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all.'
Absolutely, absolutely amazing, I thought, and asked, 'How old are you?' 'Twenty-four,' she replied.