September 30, 2008


Is Cindy McCain Still A Junkie?
By Mark Ames

What is it with Cindy McCain’s eyes? Everyone’s noticed that there’s something odd about them. Even Katie Couric was caught in an unplugged moment omigodding about how weirded-out she was by Cindy McCain’s mysterious, odd-looking eyes:

“She looks like a husky, those weird blue eyes,” [Couric] said. “Cindy McCain has the most intense blue eyes … They were so intense, I couldn’t stop staring at her. She must have thought I was weird.”

To anyone who has ever enjoyed the opium poppy plant’s many wonderful by-products–Vicodin, Percocet, heroin, morphine, methadone, Codeine cough syrup, or just plain opium to name a few–Cindy McCain’s “weird blue eyes” are about as much of a dead giveaway about her real condition as, say, the folds in Trig Palin’s down-turned eyes are a giveaway about his Down Syndrome.

The clue to solving this mystery lies in Cindy McCain’s pupils, which always, under any light and in every photo, have a “pin-pointed” quality to them. Her tiny pin-point pupils make her eyes seem so freakishly pale and vampiric–which sorta remind one of the eyes that heroin-bard Lou Reed crooned over in his smack-ballad “Pale Blue Eyes.”

According to the site :

Narcotic drugs like heroin produce pin-pointed pupils that are very easy to recognize once effective training has been accomplished.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bunny dear,

You know, VNN is a white supremacist, anti-semitic activist website. But I bet they'd get a kick out of being linked by the Lady Bunny. :)

Just a heads up.

11:21 PM  
Blogger Haphogisma said...

Lady Bunny doesn't know his ass from her elbow. . .

He's like the Forrest Gump of the blogosphere. . .posting around accidental-like on a breeze . . lol

Doesn't even realize that Obama's Muslim upbringing would have had his fruity ass stoned to death. . .

3:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, she is totally still using if you ask me. I have plenty experience spotting "pinned" eyes, and her eyes are freakin pinned like someone who just ate punch of pills or just slammed some H. Eyes do not pin like that under normal circumstances, even in bright light. I would bet a $1,000 against anyone she would piss positive if you could get some of her pee.

5:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you dropped the ball here Bunny!

VNN is a truly hate-filled site.

Otherwise rock on....

11:30 PM  

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