NEW BUSH LIBRARY IN THE WORKS!

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the early planning stages.

So far, the Library will include:



The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under construction and will be for some time....


The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic
8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.


The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.


The National Debt Room which is solid gold, huge and has no ceiling.


The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.


The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.


The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.


The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.


The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.


The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.


The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.


The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.


The Dick Cheney Room, in the undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.


The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.


The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.


The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's minute accomplishments.