PALIN CAN'T STOP LYING!

As if her pathetic back catalogue of lies about the Bridge to Nowhere and earmarks weren't bad enough, now she's claiming that she largely improvised her wildly popular RNC speech because of tele-prompter malfunction. She then went on tour spouting the exact same lines at every stop. So I guess the tele-prompters malfunctioned in the exact same way at each campaign venue.

FROM HUFFPO:

As recorded by a reporter allowed to observe the 35-minute fundraiser appearance, this was the first time Gov. Palin herself relayed the story of how a fouled-up teleprompter forced her to ad-lib big swaths of her acclaimed acceptance speech at the Republican Convention Sept. 3.

But that story has been largely debunked. Reporters who saw the equipment that night say -and the party has not denied -- that any teleprompter issue was minor at most. In the days after the event it was touted -- on a hush-hush, off the record basis -- by top Republicans as a way to show how swift-thinking is their newest star, despite her avoidance of any and all unscripted moments on the trail.

MORE: HUFFPO

When she returned from Alaska from her first round of campaigning after her speech, a large gathering of Alaskans waited to greet her at the airport in a hangar. As one CNN anchor reported, there was even a tele-prompter in the hangar, which was very rare for such an informal speech with CNN the only station covering her triumphant return.

TRANSLATION: SHE'S SUCH A TWISTED FREAK, THAT THR REPUBLICAN PARTY IS SCARED TO GIVE HER A MICROPHONE UNLESS SHE IS TIGHTLY SCRIPTED OR HER CRAZY, MOOSE-BURGER EATING, WOLF-HUNTING, FUNDAMENTALIST, LYING ASS WILL NUT UP AND CREATE ANOTHER "GAFFE".