SUMMER SEX TIPS FROM EDGENEWYORK.COM

By Mike Diamond

An excerpt:


Remember, there are certain things nobody wants to hear during sex. These include, but are not limited to:

"Oops, sorry, I had a big lunch’
Water sloshing around inside of him;
"Can you not aim your cum onto my 600 thread count sheets?"
The whir of a video camera;
’Honey, I’m home!’
Yawning;
Giggling coming from behind the closet door;
"Mmm, work that pussystick"
Policeman tapping on the car window;
An egg timer;
"That’s not my ring, that’s my watch".


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