THIS HEIFER CAN READ!

I'm not a fan of SEX AND THE CITY, but I did like the commercial where the girls, enjoying a round of cosmo's, ask each other "Why did we stop drinking these?" and the catty reply was "Because everyone else started." Cosmopolitan sales in gay bars stopped instantly.

FROM NY TIMES: Very is a weekly free-association by Elizabeth Spiridakis, in which she calls it like she sees it.

The closer we get to the May 30th release of the “Sex and the City” movie, the more these promo pics keep popping up. They are presumably meant to spark our interest in what promises to be two hours of relentless shopping, dating and complaining. But we’re much more interested in the behind the scenes goss because this picture suggests it was no slumber party happy times on that set.



This forced group hug is:

Very very uncomfortable. They look so disconnected and like they hate each other as much as the tabloids suggest. Would anyone be surprised if this picture turned out to be four separate images photoshopped together?
Very ladies who lunch…on the blood of virgins and sacrificed lambs. They all have crazy eye!

IT GETS DISHIER AS SHE TAKES THE GIRLS ON ONE BY ONE.