HE LITERALLY TIED ONE ON!

Anderson Cooper has a "sister" on the CNN staff. I knew that the extremely annoying but not exactly effeminate London correspondent Richard Quest had been arrested in Central Parkin April with meth, but only yesterday did I find out the truly wacky details. Police initially stopped Miss Thing for loitering since she was in the Rambles after hours. Only to find Mr. Quest with a companion engaged in some rather kinky action. I mean, girl, get as freaky as you want, but outdoors in an illegal area when you're famous?

His lawyers statement: "Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew," Abramson said. He was simply "returning to his hotel with friends."

Possibly true, but he was caught with a rope tied around his nuts which then extended up and around his neck. There was a dildo in his boot to boot! The poor thing was so geeked that it informed the officers that it had a bag of meth on it. Just keepin' 'em honest!


READ THE NY POST's account: NYPOST