MESUS OR JADONNA
Some Madonna-worshipping fag has created some Madonna "art" for sale on ebay.
HIS DESCRIPTION:
What is it?
This is a one-of-a-kind, hand-made, FAN-made homage to Madonna's legacy. Each of Madonna's studio albums have been carefully assembled in the form of a crucifix. This is undoubtedly the single most creative piece of blasphemy known to man.
What makes it special?
The cds are purposefully displayed in chronological order. You can follow Madonna's history as naturally as running your finger along the grain of a wood. Start at the head of the cross and down to the center...across the arms from left to right. Bounce back to the center and continue down the body of the cross to the bottom. As if by divine intervention, "The Immaculate Collection" is centered in the middle of the cross, and "Confessions on a Dance Floor" completes the set.
Of course, Madonna would never suffer a cruel execution without style. Knowing this, the artist has painstakingly added several hundred sequins, each individually glued to the cross, giving it that extra, je ne sei quai, sparkle and class.
What would you do with it?
Sure -- like any self-respecting fan - you've got your Madonna altar. Its probably down in your basement somewhere or buried under your winter coats in the hall closet. But now's your chance to show some pride in your devotion/obsession. Hang this proclamation on your front door or living room wall. Let people know who rules your world. Do I really have to say it???? ...... Express yourself!
Who should hang on it?
Funny that you should ask. Also included with the crucifix is a companion piece, officially entitled "Naked B1tch - A Personal Lord & Savior for the 21st Century". You may recognize it by its more common nicknames, adopted by some local art circles. It is often referred to as either "Mesus" or "Jadonna" by those who are more intimately familiar with the work. This is a 2-dimensional, photo-realistic representation of the Queen herself, circa 1992. Its made of a sturdy laminated posterboard and measures a little over 20 inches from head to toe. When attached to the cross, her right arm will be perfectly positioned for a proper hand-piercing nail, while the left hand hangs rebelliously at her side, refusing to let loose the Gucci bag.
A suction cup is attached to her back so that you can crucify and resurrect your Savior as the mood hits you. Just lick-it-and-stick-it, as they would often say on Calvary.
Why should you bid on this?
All money raised from this auction will go towards my volunteer work in Iceland. Right now, I am working to raise necessary funds for my time in Reykjavik. This auction is my last fundraising effort, so please support me if you can! So it isn't Malawi...but I know Madonna would be supportive!!
Did a true fan make this?
Yes, I am a true fan. Have been for many years. I can prove it! Click on one of the links below for my 1990 rendition of Vogue.
PLACE YOUR BIDS!
HIS DESCRIPTION:
What is it?
This is a one-of-a-kind, hand-made, FAN-made homage to Madonna's legacy. Each of Madonna's studio albums have been carefully assembled in the form of a crucifix. This is undoubtedly the single most creative piece of blasphemy known to man.
What makes it special?
The cds are purposefully displayed in chronological order. You can follow Madonna's history as naturally as running your finger along the grain of a wood. Start at the head of the cross and down to the center...across the arms from left to right. Bounce back to the center and continue down the body of the cross to the bottom. As if by divine intervention, "The Immaculate Collection" is centered in the middle of the cross, and "Confessions on a Dance Floor" completes the set.
Of course, Madonna would never suffer a cruel execution without style. Knowing this, the artist has painstakingly added several hundred sequins, each individually glued to the cross, giving it that extra, je ne sei quai, sparkle and class.
What would you do with it?
Sure -- like any self-respecting fan - you've got your Madonna altar. Its probably down in your basement somewhere or buried under your winter coats in the hall closet. But now's your chance to show some pride in your devotion/obsession. Hang this proclamation on your front door or living room wall. Let people know who rules your world. Do I really have to say it???? ...... Express yourself!
Who should hang on it?
Funny that you should ask. Also included with the crucifix is a companion piece, officially entitled "Naked B1tch - A Personal Lord & Savior for the 21st Century". You may recognize it by its more common nicknames, adopted by some local art circles. It is often referred to as either "Mesus" or "Jadonna" by those who are more intimately familiar with the work. This is a 2-dimensional, photo-realistic representation of the Queen herself, circa 1992. Its made of a sturdy laminated posterboard and measures a little over 20 inches from head to toe. When attached to the cross, her right arm will be perfectly positioned for a proper hand-piercing nail, while the left hand hangs rebelliously at her side, refusing to let loose the Gucci bag.
A suction cup is attached to her back so that you can crucify and resurrect your Savior as the mood hits you. Just lick-it-and-stick-it, as they would often say on Calvary.
Why should you bid on this?
All money raised from this auction will go towards my volunteer work in Iceland. Right now, I am working to raise necessary funds for my time in Reykjavik. This auction is my last fundraising effort, so please support me if you can! So it isn't Malawi...but I know Madonna would be supportive!!
Did a true fan make this?
Yes, I am a true fan. Have been for many years. I can prove it! Click on one of the links below for my 1990 rendition of Vogue.
PLACE YOUR BIDS!
posted by Lady Bunny at Thursday, January 31, 2008
2 Comments:
Volunteer work in Iceland? I wonder what that could be, and $41 for that bit of tat, isn't going to go very far in downtown Reykjavik, believe me, a cup of tea and a slice of cake, if he's lucky. Do-gooders, they get on my fucking tits!
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