November 20, 2007


The DAILY NEWS GOTCHA! column got me good on Sunday. In case you can't read the blurb, it says:

Looks like Bullseye the Target mascot taught drag legend Lady Bunny how to beg at the Out 100 awards in NYC, proving that you CAN teach an old dog new tricks! Ba-dum-dum.

I thought the caption was pretty hilarious!

As my notoriety continues to soar, I will also be honored to appear as a balloon n the popular Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. (Actually this is an image of my Hallowe'en costume which was photoshopped by a myspace friend who used to alter images for the Weekly World News!)

And yesterday I posed for an upcoming photobook to benefit Cambodian child prostitutes. Called Portrait of a Lipstick Queen, photographer Michael Angelo is shooting a bevy of beauties (and me!) all wearing the red lipstick which is the mark of the child hookers. Other models include Dita Von Teese, Susan Sarandon, Darryl Hannah and possibly....DOLLY PARTON!

I was immediately drawn to the cause since a friend (John Mark Karr) visited Cambodia recently and told me of the horrors involving the epidemic of child prostitution. John claimed that the prices for these girls' hairless cunts were astronomical! So if I can lend my talents as a model to lower the prices of these kids and thereby encourage tourism to the poverty-stricken region, I happy to help!


Blogger Tommy said... case you couldn't read the article, it states: "Gotcha! Lady Bunny arretsed for sucking a blind dog off backstage. Additional charges pending"... It's the additional part that's frightening...

4:18 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

Ms Bunny,I love your blog and your site however, your comments re child prostitution are really uncalled for really not very funny.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Tommy said...

...obviously Jason is an uncalled- for child prostitute...

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Er...Jason, when were Bunny's comments ever exactly "called for"? You tell me!

10:44 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

So Tommy, am I to infer that a dog with proper eyesight would not allow me suck it? I was aware of that trend in humans, but din't realize that it had spread to other species.

As far as my uncalled comments, the photographer an his assistants laughed at the very same comments at the shoot for the book to benefit the prostitutes. And I was doing the shoot to help these very prostitutes! I was just kiding--I only like adult prostitutes! Does anyone know a good adult male blind dog hustler? Please pass along their cell #. And imagine me with stuffing smeared on my asshole. --LB

6:39 AM  
Blogger Jason said...

Hi Bunny, Jason here of the 'uncalled for' comment. Ok, you are raising money for the issue. Maybe I was being a little over sensitive. If you are anything like drag queens here in Sydney Australia, you do lots of good and fund raising. Sometimes, humour is difficult to translate online Jason x

6:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

truth is Jason, they're not all gems when she's live either....Ya gotta do a little sifting, but it's worth it.

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when did this become a humor site? Am I the only one who visits this blog to witness Bunny's expanding waistline and to watch the poopoo porn? (I consider these to be the same thing.)

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this blog as well, but unfortunately like Jason, this posting is the first time I have been unable to find any humour in your comment. It just kinda depressed me.

5:08 AM  

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