BUNNY BIRTHDAY BASH!
MY BIRTHDAY IS ACTUALLY TODAY, BUT SINCE I'M IN P'TOWN WE ARE DELAYING THE NYC CELEBRATION A FEW DAYS!
This hag is turning 45 on 8/14, and I'm gonna party the whole week! I think I'll start off doing some shots of Geritol, and then work in a few bumps on Doan's and I'll be set! On 8/16 I'll co-host on the Derek and Romaine show on Sirius OUTQ from 6:00-10:00, with special guests porn mogul/mongol Michael Lucas and My COMRADE publisher LINDA SIMPSON to come and aggravate and humiliate me on the air. If you don't subscribe to Sirius radio they offer a free 3-day trial which enables you too try it online for 3 days. Just go to Sirius and scroll down to QUICK LINKS and hit LISTEN LIVE. AND PLEASE CALL IN TO HARASS ME!
On Sunday 8/19, the festivities will continue at Splash, where I regularly spin at Christina Visca's DISCO TEA. It is such a thrill to hear jams like Evelyn "Champagne" King's SHAME and INSTANT REPLAY booming out of their huge sound system, and boogie with regulars like Studio 54's roller-skating fairy godmother Rollerena. And disco legend Randy Jones of The Village People will guest dj so I that I can demand that you buy me birthday drinks all night--I meant mingle--with all of my guests!
The only presents requested is your presence! If you haven't stopped by DISCO TEA yet, THIS IS THE WEEK TO GET YOUR MANGY ASS OUT AND SHAKE SOME OF THOSE BARNACLES OFF OF IT! Splash features cheap drinks (1$ beer and 2-4-1 cocktails until 9) and even cheaper underwear-clad bartenders! This Sunday from 7-12!
One of the most rewarding aspects of spinning at Splash is the fact that Rollerena, the roller-skating fairy ofStudio 54 fame, has been a frequent guest and she pops by regularly with her VIETNAM VETS AGAINST THE WAR pin displayed prominently underneath her veil! She'll be to help celebrate and I hope you will too!
AND SPEAKING OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, DID YOU HEAR THAT THE FORMER LEAD SINGER/LYRICIST, STEVE WILLIS IS DENOUNCING THE GROUP'S GAY SUBTEXT!?!?
How "sub" is the text when you're gyrating your pelvis along with gay fantasy figures like a cowboy, construction worker, and leather man? The freak is fresh out of drug rehab after a string of drug arrests led to his 2005 appearance on AMERICA'S MOST WANTED--as the culprit, not the cop! MORE
A SAMPLE OF WILLIS'S "STRAIGHT" LYRICS FROM Y.M.C.A.:
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
This hag is turning 45 on 8/14, and I'm gonna party the whole week! I think I'll start off doing some shots of Geritol, and then work in a few bumps on Doan's and I'll be set! On 8/16 I'll co-host on the Derek and Romaine show on Sirius OUTQ from 6:00-10:00, with special guests porn mogul/mongol Michael Lucas and My COMRADE publisher LINDA SIMPSON to come and aggravate and humiliate me on the air. If you don't subscribe to Sirius radio they offer a free 3-day trial which enables you too try it online for 3 days. Just go to Sirius and scroll down to QUICK LINKS and hit LISTEN LIVE. AND PLEASE CALL IN TO HARASS ME!
On Sunday 8/19, the festivities will continue at Splash, where I regularly spin at Christina Visca's DISCO TEA. It is such a thrill to hear jams like Evelyn "Champagne" King's SHAME and INSTANT REPLAY booming out of their huge sound system, and boogie with regulars like Studio 54's roller-skating fairy godmother Rollerena. And disco legend Randy Jones of The Village People will guest dj so I that I can demand that you buy me birthday drinks all night--I meant mingle--with all of my guests!
The only presents requested is your presence! If you haven't stopped by DISCO TEA yet, THIS IS THE WEEK TO GET YOUR MANGY ASS OUT AND SHAKE SOME OF THOSE BARNACLES OFF OF IT! Splash features cheap drinks (1$ beer and 2-4-1 cocktails until 9) and even cheaper underwear-clad bartenders! This Sunday from 7-12!
One of the most rewarding aspects of spinning at Splash is the fact that Rollerena, the roller-skating fairy ofStudio 54 fame, has been a frequent guest and she pops by regularly with her VIETNAM VETS AGAINST THE WAR pin displayed prominently underneath her veil! She'll be to help celebrate and I hope you will too!
AND SPEAKING OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, DID YOU HEAR THAT THE FORMER LEAD SINGER/LYRICIST, STEVE WILLIS IS DENOUNCING THE GROUP'S GAY SUBTEXT!?!?
How "sub" is the text when you're gyrating your pelvis along with gay fantasy figures like a cowboy, construction worker, and leather man? The freak is fresh out of drug rehab after a string of drug arrests led to his 2005 appearance on AMERICA'S MOST WANTED--as the culprit, not the cop! MORE
A SAMPLE OF WILLIS'S "STRAIGHT" LYRICS FROM Y.M.C.A.:
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
posted by Lady Bunny at Tuesday, August 14, 2007
2 Comments:
yay! your birthday
boo! the renouncing and or hiding of things
Happy Birthday Bunny
Your Not Getting Older
Just Fiercer
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