March 17, 2007

NOW I'M CONFUSED...

A PERSONAL AD FROM CRAIG'S LIST:


Lesbian TS For Lesbian CD/TV or Older 65+ t4t/ t4m 55/65+ - 50

Reply to: pers-295482477@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-17, 7:26AM EDT



Worship Me NOW!!! I Am A Lingerie Tease Queen!!
You MUST BE a CD/TV or 55/65+ Older The Better!!!.//!!.ONLY If YOU CAN HOST. I cannot Host or I certainly would. MUST RE WITH FULL FACE/BODY PIC PH# if SERIOUS/ GETS MINE & SOME VERY HOT PICS!!
RTFP!MUST RE WITH FULL FACE/BODY PIC PH# if SERIOUS/ GETS MINE & SOME VERY HOT PICS!! & We Talk.
Lesbian TS; I don't live like this anymore (UNDERSTAND, CAPICHE, COMPRENNE!!..I AM A DRAG QUEEN ON HORMONES/I am a FEMME DYKE(I DRESS LIKE A GUY DURING THE DAY!I DON'T LOOK TO BUTCH/I Look like a girl dressed like a guy!....But FEMME DYKES ARE SEXY!!/ I'm A DYKE! Like MARLENE DIETRICH! or BARBERA STANWYCK) (I did live as a Transexual Woman for 3 yrs/ I do Not any longer!RTFP! I Love Where I Am Coming From/What I am!) I am T but I live M!..T/M...as in Transcendental Meditation! Get It!).I am on Hormones. I am Extremely Feminine. Looking for: You are A Clean Shaven Smooth CD/TV/ or Older 55/65+/ CD/TV Any Age (No hair feminine../Full Face/Body Pic or no re;).I am on Hormones for a few years...have small breasts....eng. spn. frn. a student of hebrew/skr./pali/arabic/....

I would love to dress for you and hope you can let me be a woman with a cock for you.....I come like a girl...I like to tease and tantalize....I would love to wear panty girdles, bras, slips tight black dresses, sheer panties and heels for/with you..//I hope you like the same darling!!//..perfume and oil teasing dildo/vibrator....Teasing, Tantalizing, Tying, Spanking Long Trans teasing , lovemaking sessions...SAFE SEX ONLY IS THE BEST!!We Can Figure It Out!!..love sheila ....

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

WLTM anyone who can understand this. :-)

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

try asking mccain about it

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I have managed to decipher this mess, making it a bit more simplistic.

AGE:67 HEIGHT:6'6", and an amazing 7' in heels" HAIR:Cheap Nylon charity shop wig JOB:Troll STATUS:Alive

LIKES: Crack, Hallucinogenic drugs and other cheap stimulants including fast drying glues,an array of paint and petroleum products, lighter fluids, an assortment of aerosol sprays and I like to spike my own drinks with Rohypnol I also like Raw meat, spells and forests.

DISLIKES: Hairy backs, Doctors, Knives, having an inside out scrotum.

SEEKS: A Chippopptamus, a generously proportioned lady who says she eats like a mouse but whose glands scoff vast quantities of deep-fried potatoes.

7:03 PM  
Blogger Star Queen said...

Particia, this is Beverly on 3

Can you get down here, we've got a babbler

1:30 AM  
Blogger Star Queen said...

Particia, this is Beverly on 3

Can you get down here, we've got a babbler

1:30 AM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Mitzi! You are breath-taking! --LB

12:11 PM  

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