October 17, 2006

LATEST E. COLI VICTIM

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops. (sorry)

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you have a few unwanted lbs to lose simply lick a raw chicken in the hope of developing e-coli or salmonella and if you are really lucky, both! The amount of weight you could lose in just one week is staggering upto 14 lbs! Who wouldn't put up with violent stomach pains, constant vomiting and diarrhoea for that amount of weight loss. Yes, you will be shitting through the eye of a needle for weeks, but thats just a small price to pay for looking fabulous in lycra! Beats those slim fast products.

3:17 AM  

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