September 08, 2006


The Earth is running out of resources. Our society is a wasteful one, and I feel that it's our duty to reuse resources much more than we do. If we don't change our ways, our over-consumption will destroy us.
So I believe in recycling and reusing to an almost ridiculous extreme. But as much as I'm an environmentalist, even I have to draw the line somewhere. There is one resource that just simply should not be reused. And since this is, I'll bet you can guess which resource I'm referring to.

The Turd Twister comes with everything you see here. Part of your balanced breakfast.

The Turd Twister allows us to reuse one of our most abundant resources. Why waste money and raw materials creating modeling clay when we can easily tap an endless supply of ass Play-Doh? Millions of turds are going to waste every day. With the Turd Twister, we can reuse them.

The problem is, that's really gross.




Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, what, basically you're promoting pica and geophagia now

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The link ain't workin.

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've just been for a shit and it smelt exactly the same as the chicken Jalfrezi I had last night- absolutely gorgeous!

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and you can use boogies to make cute little green eyes

I love green eyes

12:10 PM  
Blogger Cie Cheesemeister said...

At first I thought it was the same as the Re-Burger concept, based on a film depicting people trying to sell corporations on the idea of selling crap to third world countries as food.
But this is just scatalogical art.
What a relief!

2:03 AM  
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