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Hey I'm a boy performer right now but I would like to start being a drag
queen I did it back a few years ago, but I really don't think I did so good.
I had used my real hair then and I did not shave off my eye brows off. I
would just like to have some pointers and I I earned a title from the bar
stallions in Harrisburg. My title is Mr. Shimmer. But like I said I would
like to be come a drag queen and I would like to get the title Miss
Stallions. The Shimmer titles are for the undertakers. Me since I'm only 20
right now and I will be able to go for that title next year.
Well I look forward to your response.
Sincerely
Your Very Own Mr. Shimmer 2006
queen I did it back a few years ago, but I really don't think I did so good.
I had used my real hair then and I did not shave off my eye brows off. I
would just like to have some pointers and I I earned a title from the bar
stallions in Harrisburg. My title is Mr. Shimmer. But like I said I would
like to be come a drag queen and I would like to get the title Miss
Stallions. The Shimmer titles are for the undertakers. Me since I'm only 20
right now and I will be able to go for that title next year.
Well I look forward to your response.
Sincerely
Your Very Own Mr. Shimmer 2006
posted by Lady Bunny at Thursday, July 06, 2006
11 Comments:
Shave off the eyebrows.
Shave your eyebrows??? Are you mad? Have you ever heard of the word "make-up"?!?! Darling, go kraut and buy some Kryolan or whatever camouflage you use in the US. Ms Stallions sian't bad as a name, I guess. Mine was (and still is when I perform) Tozza Samba.
spirit gum, wax, nylons.
Doesn't anyone use tweezers anymore?
Or bangs to the eyelashes! --B
Just like shaved eyebrows is a really inbred look, (and opinions are like buttholes, everyone's got 'em and some stink-of course, not mine, but some do, like Barbara Prattleson-Roid's) but in my opinion waxing over or gobbing foundation over or or elmer's glueing (!) over, or spirit gumming over your own untweezed eyebrows then creating some maquillage monstrosity over the top of the mess is a shitty looking greasy, awful, I hate it. It's the facial equivalent of having a dirty old cigarette butt stuck with someone else's chewing gum off the pavement to the bottom of your low, square heeled scuffed up payless shoe source shoes, Star Jones-and by the way, did you hear that Larry King farted when he was ending their recent interview? I always pegged Star for the gassy one out of the two.
Anyone thought to tell this youngster to ask the drag queens at the club there? Surly there are some around... no matter how hideous they are, they have to know something!!!
I mean, everyone needs a drag mother... Hell, I have a whole drag family, complete with great grandmother, cousins, etc!
I simply shape my eyebrows using tweezers, always pluck the hairs inside the lower eyebrow area as this will widen your eyes giving you a more youthful appearance. Here are a few beauty tips passed on to me from my grandragmother Lily Savage.
Foundation
'Peach princess' a warm natural tint in a panstick form, is ideal for a daytime make-up use your fingers or a sponge(not the one you clean the car with) for a smooth professional finish.cover with a dusting of translucent face powder, removing any excess with a brush.
Blusher
Pink or a warm terracotta only, don't go piling on the brick red you'll only look like a victorian whore.
To Achieve Cheekbones
Get your back four teeth removed and smoke low tar fags sucking these really pulls the cheeks in.
Have an injection of silicone for the chubby cheek look!(madonna take note!)
Lipsticks
Either red or pink. Never use a blue or purple lipstick unless you want to look like a cardiac arrest victim. Brown lipsticks are ridiculous. who the hell ever had brown lips? Its not natural! Blood red lipsticks make teeth appear startlingly white. An insipid pink lipstick can make teeth appear yellow. Blot with tissue after appling the first coat of lippy and dust carefully with some face powder to seal it. Reapply another coat and voila your lipstick with stay put all night you can even eat a kebab! A cheap red lipstick will stain your lips a permanent red - good! isn't that what we want? so buy cheap lippys. the ones that come free on magazine covers are best, its like gloss paint and won't come off even with a brillo pad.
When you brush your teeth, brush your lips as well, it gently exfoliates them and will plump them up giving you a fashionable parisian pout.
FOR THE ELDERLY DRAG QUEEN
Beat an egg white and paint a thin coat over your entire face and neck and allow to dry. Watch what happens, it tightens the skin so you can barely speak or blink and then after a while it cracks giving our skin the appearance of an elderly dinosaur's.
An elasticated knee support, worn on your head, will give you the most amazing instant facelift.You need to be wearing a wig or a turban to do this.There! twenty years younger, it pulls the skin tight as a drum, facial expressions are impossible but you'll look fantastic.
Love Mitzi X
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