July 06, 2006

AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE

Senior ladies!

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of
seniors down a
highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little
old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he
gratefully munches
up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his
shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again, he
asks the
little old lady, " Why don't you eat the peanuts
yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she
replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."

1 Comments:

Blogger Tim Hurley said...

So nice of Bunny to share her peanuts because her teeth are rotten.

8:54 PM  

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