April 05, 2006

AM I THE ONLY PERSON

WHO FINDS THIS WOMAN AND HER MANUFACTURED PERKINESS TO BE REALLY, REALLY FRIGHTENING?



I know from personal experience that smiling broadly fills out the cheeks, or has she just gained weight? Something is making her face look broader and therefore the hacked nose look freakier. I never understood exactly what the term "dish-faced" referred to, but I think this would be it, cuz the plane of her face looks scooped out and flat. Aren't you glad that I'm on top of all the most vital issues?

8 Comments:

Blogger poet CAConrad said...

Oy! Not to mention the flat and scooped out sense of her politics! Remember, she was the one was said Navy Seals were HOT on the eve of our invasion of Iraq.

Yeah, nothing like cheering on a bully whose on your side girlie.

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12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gawd, I can't stop watching The Bionic Woman., the sound effects when her powers kick in is so fuckin' RAD.

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've hated her ever since she broadcasted her goddamn colon all over TV. Her unnaturally happy face looks like she held it that way for too long and it got stuck. She probably scares small children and likes it.

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're going crazy with the pancake make-up on the today show lately. They all look like robots.

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BAH-WEOW BAH-WEOW BAH-WEOW BAH-WEOW

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she's always annoyed me...the only time i liked her was when she was on her big HEALTHY ASSHOLE kick...watching her talk about prostates was amusing...

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're SO not the only one! Why does that woman shriek the news at me? And when was the last time she actually interviewed somebody, instead of doing both sides of the conversation herself? I haven't watched the show since that weatherman was still really fat, and she's the reason.

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find her freakish. I just realized she lives in the UES. Next time I see her, I will run up to her and stomp her toes! Fun eh>

8:59 PM  

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