March 01, 2006

SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"

I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK -HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

HMMM,...OR COULD HE???

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1961. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

9 Comments:

Blogger middleagesteve said...

I've been guilty of looking at others alot younger and wondering,"I can't believe they look this bad" I'm 10 years older and look 20 years younger.
you look GOOD if you grad. in 61

3:58 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

No, I generally cut them before blowing them so that they can't get away. --B

7:39 AM  
Blogger MargOH! Channing said...

Bunny,

I hope you told him "Sex ed". Then of course you would add "I taught girls to stay away from pricks like you asshole"

You are Stunning!!!

Kisses, MargOH!

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bunny you are ravishing for someone who graduated years before I was born.

8:38 AM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

But Purple, I never done gradeated! --B

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What did you teach?"

Laughed so hard my teeth almost fell out...

8:37 PM  
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