February 28, 2006

HAPPY MARDI GRAS!



"Mardi Gras starts tomorrow in New Orleans. Talk about perfect timing. Those truckloads of ice from FEMA just showed up." --Bill Maher

"This Mardi Gras will be a little different. This year when drunks yell up at the balcony, 'Show us your boobs!' Michael Brown and Michael Chertoff walk out." --Bill Maher

"Mardi Gras is going on in New Orleans. Actually it's scaled down quite a bit. Now when you throw a bead, women only flash one boob." --Jay Leno

"In his speech President Bush said we need to rebuild Iraq, provide the people with jobs, and give them hope. If it works there maybe we'll try it in New Orleans." --Jay Leno

"Pakistan had one of the worst natural disasters ever, up to 50,000 people dead after an earthquake this week. But of course it's not a resort, no supermodels like the tsunami, so it doesn't really get covered. But other nations are trying to help. They've offered food, medicine, corpse-sniffing dogs. New Orleans sent a volunteer team of cops to beat the crap out of survivors." --Bill Maher



"You know I love New Orleans, they're vowing to hold Mardi Gras this year come hell or -- no pun -- high water. This is interesting, they've always had a Mardi Gras drink called the Hurricane. They're not going to serve that this year, but they've got a new one called the FEMA. It's strong, it hits you about a week later." --Bill Maher

"They say the toxic water and sludge smells so bad in New Orleans that they're thinking of renaming the city Newark." --Jay Leno

"The president said much of the aid is going towards job training. And when they heard that, the people of New Orleans rose as one and said, 'Can we start with you?'" --Bill Maher

"Bush called the rebuilding of New Orleans one of the largest reconstruction efforts the world has ever seen, second only to Cher." --Jay Leno

"The rebuilding of New Orleans is already underway. The relief and reconstruction contracts for rebuilding the city have already been awarded, many of them no bid. Among the recipients, major Republican contributors Bechtel and Fluor, the Shaw Group, client of Joe Allbaugh, ex-FEMA head, and, of course, come on, don't be shy, say it with me -- Halliburton." --Jon Stewart

"President Bush toured New Orleans. He saw something that was below sea level: his approval ratings." --Jay Leno

"Taking a page from their tsunami playbook, the White House announced today that former presidents Bush and Bill Clinton will head up the fundraising efforts for the hurricane relief. And you know, Bill Clinton is no stranger to this kind of thing. He was once visiting the French Quarter during a hurricane and got blown behind a dumpster." --Bill Maher

"But hey, it is New Orleans. Watching today, I could tell that this city has not lost its hope. It has not lost its distinctive pluck, because every time rescue teams would toss supplies to people, women flashed their tits." --Bill Maher

MISS CHRIS OWENS


And for a real hoot, go to New Orleans' most famous entertainer's site to check out her Cajun-style spelling. Yeah, Chris Owens has plenty of rhythm, but she just cain't spell it! I guess with a figure like that, she don't have to! I
CHRISOWENSCLUB.COM

475 Comments:

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You're much prettier than your brother and you have better teeth too!

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That's my son! --B

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Anonymous Star Queen said...

Like that photo of Bunny's father on the street at Mardi Gras, the whole tooth issue often reminds me of a queen in Memphis named Paula Poindexter who allegedly used press on nails and krazy glue (the glue so crazy they spelled it with a "k") to fill in empty gaps in her grill for special occasions like pageant competition. Neither Lady Bunny nor Lady bunnydotnet assumes any liability for the poor judgement of any krazy toothless queens out there who attempt to perform amateur cosmetic dentistry on themselves with this beauty "tip", pun intended.

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OUR son, Bunny!....

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Yaaaay--Tommy's back!

PS: I saw that Chris Owens on CNN today and she definitely has a tadpole or two in her bloodline. --B

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