TURDS OF A FEATHER...

ROME - An Italian priest who runs a music label specializing in religious songs said on Monday that Michael Jackson could be one of several artists to sing on a CD of Pope John Paul II's prayers, but cautioned that the project is "only a small idea" that has yet to be run by the Vatican for approval.

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Well, priests and Wacko share a love of theatrical costumes, lawsuits and they LOOOOOOOOOVE kids. I heard the Pope called MJ and said "If you keep molesting this many boys, I'll have to make you a priest!" Ba-dum-pum!