XMAS DOG

forwarded from RuPaul:

So here it is... Christmas Day. Dinner is almost ready. The wine is flowing. Everyone's having a great time. Your parents are there. Your aunts and uncles are there as well as all of your cousins and even some of their kids. Even your pastor is there because you ran into him at the grocery yesterday morning and invited him over for a quick cup of eggnog on his way to the church. The day couldn't be more perfect. Then walks in the dog...