December 27, 2005

"NUN BUN" STOLEN

Someone has stolen a cinnamon bun said to look like Mother Theresa from a Nashville coffee shop, where it's been proudly displayed in a glass case since 1996. Guess the thief was short on bread! Good one! Feel free to use it! Just warming up! I'm here every day this week at noon! Is this thing on?



If you don't believe me: NUNBUN

C'mon, Mother Theresa was not that fucking ugly! I mean, she was ugly, but not this booger. This looks more like Saint Frederika Flintstone. These religious freaks are desperate for "miracles" that they'd actually display this for 10 years? Much better likeness on this FATHER SON AND HOLY TOAST miracle bread.