HIGH AS A KATE

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Now they're saying that Kate Moss has admitted to using ketamine, or special K, as we clubbers call it. Calling it "horse tranquilizers" makes it sound like she's the only one who's ever used it and she'd exhausted every drug humans use and then moved on to drugs for other species. (Though that may actually be true!) Well, I guess she might as well get everything out in the open when her situation's already this gloomy. But why are they pouncing on her like this? Because she doesn't give them many interviews? Because she's so beautiful? This article--saw it on my beloved huffington.post.com, which proves it's not above a little tabloid journalism to pep up it's heavier fare--used this demented looking photo where she's in slanty eyeliner which that makes her look quite alien. We all know that she's a versatile model of a thousand faces. But I don't see why this is causing such an international outrage. She's a model, not a role model, for chrissakes! All she's supposed to do is look purdy and the bitch still does! Actually, I've met "the bitch" twice and she could not be nicer or more down to earth. She sat there sweetly eating an apple with no make-up preparing to be shot by Patrick DeMarchelier for Bazaar with yours truly "modelling" beside her. If you don't believe me, then check out the photos in the ABOUT LADY BUNNY/BUNNY IN THE PRESS section of this site. Not that I would ever turn Kate's tragedy into a desperate grab for attention for myself...

But would people really boycott Burberry and the other contracts she may lose because she used drugs? How prudish! She's not under arrest or a coke dealer. Her last contract with RImmel is "being reviewed", but really! Was anyone talking about Rimmel before she revealed her drug use? If they had a little guts they'd stick with her and cash in on all this press with a campy new ad which makes fun of it all...Special Kate's new "line" of cosmetics, perhaps? I still love her!