SIGN OF THE TIMES

I DJed at a big event recently with lots of sponsors. A very cheery girl with two smart drinks bounced up and said "Hi! Do you need anything to drink?" "No thanks, I said."

Then she asked "Would you mind posing for a picture with these drinks? We're a sponsor of the event."

"Sure I'll hold them and pose for you", I said. "As soon as the check for my endorsement deal clears."