FUN WITH VD DAY

For the past twenty years, I've received a Valentine's card with a steamy note inside from the same secret admirer. So, I was really upset when I didn't get one this year.

First my grandpa dies, now this?

By Bill Cosby:

Roses are red

Violets are blue 

Rophynol is cheap

So fuck all of this romantic valentine shit, I'm just going to rape you.