UPCOMING APPEARANCES
HOT MESS EVERY FRIDAY I'M IN TOWN. IF NOT, THE GIRLS STILL CARRY ON.
1ST AND 3RD SUNDAY OF EVERY MONTH! 6-10. Such a fun night!
Performing a week of my own woman show at the Red Room in Puerta Vallarta. Can't wait to get out of this NYC weather! Check out the ol' pig in a wig's interview here:
How would you describe your signature look?
Blonde, zany, glamorous and kinda fat at the moment. I still have nice legs--they keep trim from lugging my big gut around. So I'd describe my figure as The Blob on stilts. I don't impersonate anyone, but people used to tell me that I looked like Barbara Eden. Now they say I look more like Barbara Been Eatin'! I hope no one confuses me with Lorna Luft! (Because she's a much better singer than I am!) And of course, I also love big blonde wigs--the higher the hair, the closer to God! That must make me a saint.
Blonde, zany, glamorous and kinda fat at the moment. I still have nice legs--they keep trim from lugging my big gut around. So I'd describe my figure as The Blob on stilts. I don't impersonate anyone, but people used to tell me that I looked like Barbara Eden. Now they say I look more like Barbara Been Eatin'! I hope no one confuses me with Lorna Luft! (Because she's a much better singer than I am!) And of course, I also love big blonde wigs--the higher the hair, the closer to God! That must make me a saint.
READ: GAYPV
AN INCREDIBLE LINE-UP AT SAN FRANCISCO'S GLORIOUS CASTRO THEATRE ON 3/29!
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