UK SALON ONLY TO HIRE FAT AND GAY PEOPLE

Since they won't require pregnancy leave! Of course, one of his manicurists did run to the bathroom to have a miscarriage while doing some guys nails, so we can understand a little of his apprehension. But his insistence on a fat staff is based on his notion that no one wants to fuck fat people. I can assure you from my personal experience that this isn't true!

PS: Why do hairdressers always have the worst hair themselves? Has anyone else noticed this?

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