POOR FOOL!

No, precious! Homosexuals don't want to destroy evangelicals--it's the other way around. We are happy to let you babble incoherently brandishing a dusty book of fairy tales which you misinterpret--and which you use the gay King James' version of.  But we are the fact-based community and your faith-based community blames hurricanes on us. We aren't that powerful. We are responsible for some incredible blow jobs, but hurricanes are out of our reach at this current juncture. Get a grip, gramps!