IT'S THE LORD'S DAY!

They want to tell us who to worship yet they can't even spell their enemy's name. Good luck in warding him off! At first, I thought they were trying to say that Santa was Satan in one of those "YOU'RE TAKING CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS" rants. Cuz you know modern society is trying distract from Jesus's birthday with Santa and his gifts and also hijack Jesus's resurrection with a cute, probably gay rabbit who distributes colorful eggs every Easter. I suggest that while avoiding the devil's workshop, they sign up for a basic workshop for spelling and punctuation. But if you're this dumb, you probably vote GOP and want to defund education.