PAM ANN TOUCHES DOWN AT JOE'S PUB ALL WEEKEND
12/11-23 (WITH SOME BLACKOUT DATES). NEW SHOW CALLED GET 'EM BITCH! DO NOT MISS!
"You are hilarious"
"Pam has the audience in the palm of her well-manicured hand"
–Time Out NY
Buckle Up! Adventure Calls bitches! Pam Ann, the original queen of the skies - who has toured with Cher and crewed private jets for Elton John - is back in New York and this time, she means business. She aims to knock the plastic smiles off the imposter hostesses on TV’s Pan Am in her raucous new production. So shut the F**k up, sit the F**k down, lock your seats in the upright position and prepare to take off for the ride of your life.
“What has happened to the airline industry?” wonders Pam Ann. “Qantas is grounded, Ryan Air is considering offering porn on board, LOT airlines has no landing gear, and British Airways is encouraging its cabin crew to hug a pilot. American Airlines may have nine lives but unfortunately Jack the cat didn't. He was lost for two months at JFK only to die when he finally got home. Sounds like what happens to passengers everyday waiting on delayed flights.”
Such is Pam’s influence on the golden age of travel; she inspired the new ABC-TV series Pan Am. “I’ve been fighting to reclaim the glamour in the skies for years and now these Christina Ricci bitches think they’re going to move in on me?” she laughs. “You can’t beat the real thing. It’s Pam Ann, not Pan Am, bitches!”
Performances poke fun at air travel, identifying the individual quirks of some of the biggest international airlines and their stereotypes; mixing it with a generous dose of camp, humor and fabulousness. Passengers embark on a journey from security check-in to boarding to, hopefully, landing.