GOP CANDIDATE GAFFE # 7,491 (THIS WEEK)

Michele Bachmann wouldn't allow a US embassy in Iran if she were president. Well that's a campaign promise easily kept--we haven't had an embassy there since 1979! Just paste on that mustache and strap on that dildo and go f#ck your husband, ya dumb bitch! But I guess you don't need facts when you have God.

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