GETTING AN EARLY START PARTYING!

"He had part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, reports the Sarasota Herald-Tribune.

According to sheriff’s officials, inside the condom they found 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon, reports the Herald-Tribune."

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