REALLY? IN MASSACHUSETTS?

FROM TOWLEROAD:

Catholic Mom is Scared to Leave the House Because of All the Gays



Stacy Stacy Trasancos is a scientist-turned-Catholic-homemaker in Massachusetts with seven kids who suffers from agorahomophobia. In a wrenching blog post, she describes how the gruesome spectacle of gay families hanging out at a local public pool has made her afraid to venture outdoors:


Now if she's witnessed guys in speedos with pumped genitals snorting poppers while gerbils crawled out of their butts, that would be 1 thing. TOWLEROAD: "And what sort of unspeakable PDA has she witnessed at the poolside? I'll tell you. One gay couple was engaged in inappropriate "elbow-rubbing." Another lesbian couple was hugging in a way that was "clearly not friendly."

AND THIS BITCH IS A SCIENTIST? AREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO BE CAPABLE OF RATIONAL THINKING?

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