September 14, 2011


CHER CALLED INTO ELLEN'S SHOW TO SAY THIS ABOUT HATE MAIL HER TRANS SON CHAZ HAS GOTTEN: "If you got that excess time and that amount of hostility, I'm not so sure that I can say anything to you that would make you change your feelings," Cher says. "Those are feelings of such hostility and fear I don't know that I would have any magic words to make you feel more comfortable and to soothe you into not being terrified of my child dancing on Dancing With the Fucking Stars."

But then it got weird. Ellen started drooling and told Chaz to pull out her c@ck. So Chaz did and then Ellen pulled out her bigger one but since Ellen's stitches were fresh hers fell off as the room filled with a fishy smell. I can't tell you what happened next because I got out the tweezers and shot my load all over the TV.