JASON DERULO: PLEASE GO HOME!

I was looking forward to the 90's revival since that decade produced some of the finest dance music and artists from Crystal Waters to Deee-Lite to Cece Penniston and Bas Noir. Or so I thought. This samples Robin S's incredible Show Me Love but it's the cheapest crap I've heard. Taking no chances, we get a Day-o chorus and the inevitable lyrics about drinking (in every song now), "Bitch I'm a star", "burn it down" courtesy of Black Eyed Peas, from "the window to the wall" courtesy of Lil Jon, mindless shout chanting and a sad name check at the beginning. And while he admires a haitian girl's dancing, the passed out girl in his lap is a blonde! Throw in a siren for a guaranteed smash. PUKE!