EVEN WORSE THAN THE B'WAY MUSICAL!

Only Bollywood could dream up a Spiderman without any superpowers except being superpoor. And when all else fails, try a close-up of boobs!



ALSO FROM INDIA:

This guy's adorable and watching him "zone out" with testosterone makes me finally understand the appeal of this song which I loathe. Previously, I had thought a song about a guy being so hot that the club can't even handle him and everyone is watching him as he goes all out was the epitome of a self-obsessed generation who imagine that they are V.i.P's chased by the paparazzi when they don't even have a job. Or reading skills. But now I see that it's comedy. Whew! I had almost given up on people for a sec! And when did the meth epidemic hit India?