NO WONDER CLUBS ARE DEAD!

Gawker picks apart the NY Times's 5 new club kids. I laughed out loud at th score for "Stylized black eye makeup": -3,000." Gotta admit that none of them look even slightly cool or interesting. They don't even look like they are dressed up for a club!

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HERE'S ANOTHER ARTICLE FROM GUESTOFAGUEST WHICH INTERVIEWS VETERAN CLUB PROMOTER STEPHEN LEWIS ON THE SAME TOPIC:

This comment sums it up: "A bunch of GAP MTV punk kids that knows nothing about partying 101. 99.9% of them would be begging to get in the club back in the dayz!"

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