April 27, 2010

MORE AWFUL WHITNEY CONCERT FOOTAGE

FROM SCENESTIRZ.COM:

USA Today says that right after she viciously murdered I Will Always Love You, she stopped and told the audience, “She don’t want to come, my soprano friend. Sometimes the old girl sings, but not tonight. I want to do it, but she doesn’t want to. … She’s getting a little … temperamental, even.”

Whitney blamed it on the air conditioning in the arena, but she should’ve blamed it on a different kind of air: CRACK AIR. Whitney’s soprano friend isn’t coming back. She deleted her off of facebook and is happily living in the throat of Lin Yu Chun.

WHITNEY DOES A BUMP ONSTAGE AND FINALLY HITS THE RIGHT NOTE. Please tell me that she really doesn't snort coke onstage! Something is making her sweat like crazy.



AND HOW DOES SHE DO COKE AND GAIN WEIGHT? THE SAD THING IS THAT SHE KNOWS BETTER THAN ANYONE HOW BAD HER VOICE HAS GOTTEN.



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