AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE

A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to

the secretary, "I wanna join this damn church."



The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon Sir. I must have

misunderstood you. What did you say?"



"Listen up damn it, I said I wanna join this damn church!"



"I'm very sorry Sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in

this church."



The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the Pastor's study to

inform him of her situation. The Pastor agrees that the she does

not have to listen to that kind of foul language.


They both return to her office and the Pastor asked the old geezer,

"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"



"There is no damn problem," said the man. "I just won $200 million

dollars in the damn lottery and I wanna join this damn Church to get

rid of some of this damn money."



"I see," said the Pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"