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Heiress in theft scandal By EMILY SMITH and ANDY SOLTIS

Casey Johnson, the troubled heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, is under arrest for grand theft after she allegedly stole dozens of pieces of clothing, jewelry and other items from a supermodel who had befriended and tried to reform her.

Jasmine Lennard said she was away from her Hollywood home for six weeks and returned 12 days ago to find her apartment had been plundered.

She told The Post that the thief stole jewelry, shoes, 600 pages of a legal document, clothing -- even her underwear.

The thief also left a bizarre calling card -- a used vibrator was found in her bed and a wet towel was on the floor.

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