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LITTLE MISS KNOW IT ALL BY JACKIE BEAT--SO TRUE!

Dear Readers,



I think you know me well enough to realize that I rarely get pleasure upon learning that an overrated, marginally talented entertainer has suffered a professional setback. So you can imagine how little excitement and sheer, unadulterated joy I felt when not one — but two — of my least favorite pop tarts were publicly outed recently for their lack of genuine talent.

First there was Ashlee Simpson, the pop “singer” and “actress” who surgically corrected the one thing about her that even bordered on interesting—her nose. Honey, you know there’s a problem when you are widely considered the less talented and least famous of two sisters—and your sibling is Jessica Simpson! So, as everyone now knows, Ashlee, her perfect nose and her new boring size zero body were all unceremoniously fired from Melrose Place. The official word is that this was all planned from the get-go, but insiders are saying it’s actually because Ms. Simpson can’t act her way out of a wet paper bag.

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