October 16, 2009

EVERYONE'S IN A HURRY TO SCREAM RACISM THESE DAYS!

Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!

'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.'

'But let me ask you something.'If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?'

'Or, if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?'

'Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?'

'Or, if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'

'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'

The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't have.'

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'

The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'