BUN-BUN'S TRAVEL TIPS FOR GAYS

I GET AROUND! AND I LOVE TO CLOWN, BUT THERE IS SOME REAL ADVICE IN HERE FOR ALL YOU JET-SETTING QUEENS. HERE'S A TEASER:

ARRIVE SUPER EARLY. An hour and a half for checked bags on domestic trips. You never know when you are gonna get stuck behind a school trip and the 50 idiotic tween girls don't know they have to remove their jewelry before passing through the metal detector. This can make security take 30 minutes alone and once the gate is closed, it ain't re-opening. It's also advisable to book your trip on an airline which has another flight/flights on that day just in case. And remember--that indirect flight on Orbitz or Travelocity may be cheaper, but if you are on an indirect flight on two separate airlines you could really lose out. if the first carrier is late and you miss your connection on a different airline, the second airline has NO responsibility whatsoever for your ass. Also, when booking your itinerary, factor in rush hour traffic to what time you arrive so that you don't get stuck in traffic after a hateful flight. And speaking of rush...

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