TOM DELAY'S DANCING WITH THE STARS?

THE DRAG ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS LURLEEN WALLACE SENT ME THIS. CORRUPT POLITICIANS WHO WERE BOUNCED OUT OF OFFICE ARE NOW "STARS"? I MEAN, TOM IS AFFABLE IN A GOOD OL' BOY WAY, BUT THIS MUST JUST BE THE RIGHT-RUN NETWORK'S ATTEMPT TO RESUSCITATE THEIR CRUMBLING PARTY. LURLEEN ALSO REMINDED ME THAT TOM WAS AN EXTERMINATOR BEFORE HE WENT INTO POLITICS--HE MADE THE JUMP TO PUBLIC SERVICE AFTER BEING INFURIATED THAT HIS FAV INSECTICIDES WERE BANNED FOR SAFETY REASONS.



AN UPDATE FROM A FACEBOOK FRIEND:

I heard he broke his ankle in rehearsals and is already going to be replaced....Bummer! he would have been fun to wtach!

Update: Had to check....It is a stress fracture and Doctors are going to determine if he can continue with the show

BUNNY: PLEASE MAKE HIM DANCE INJURED! I WOULD WATCH THE SHOW FOR THE FIRST TIME TO SEE HIM WINCING!